TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Last Updated: July 2025

Welcome to The Naughty Water Company website (the “Site”). Please read these Terms and Conditions (“Terms”) carefully before using our Site. By accessing or using the Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms and our Privacy Policy.

1. LEGAL DRINKING AGE REQUIRED
You must be 21 years of age or older to access this Site. By using this Site, you confirm that you are of legal drinking age in your country, state, or territory. We do not sell alcohol to persons under 21. By placing an order, you represent and warrant that you are at least 21 years old and that any alcohol purchased is intended for personal consumption and not for resale.

2. RESPONSIBLE CONSUMPTION
The Naughty Water Company promotes the responsible consumption of alcoholic beverages. Please drink responsibly. Do not drink and drive. If you or someone you know has a drinking problem, we encourage you to seek professional help.

3. ONLINE STORE & ORDERING
All sales are subject to product availability and applicable local, state, and federal laws. Prices, product descriptions, and availability are subject to change without notice. We reserve the right to cancel any order at our discretion, including but not limited to orders that appear to be fraudulent or violate applicable laws.

4. SHIPPING & DELIVERY
Alcohol shipments are only made to states where permitted by law. Delivery requires an adult signature (21+) with valid ID. We reserve the right to use third-party vendors for fulfillment. Risk of loss passes to the customer upon delivery.

5. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
All content on this Site, including text, graphics, logos, images, audio clips, and software, is the property of The Naughty Water Company or its licensors and is protected by U.S. and international copyright and trademark laws. Unauthorized use is strictly prohibited.

6. USER CONDUCT
You agree not to use the Site to:

  • Violate any laws or regulations;

  • Infringe upon our intellectual property or that of others;

  • Transmit any harmful code or interfere with the Site’s functionality;

  • Attempt to gain unauthorized access to our systems or user data.

7. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES
The Site and all content, products, and services available through it are provided “as is” and “as available” without warranties of any kind, either express or implied. We make no representations or warranties as to the accuracy or completeness of the Site or its content.

8. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
To the fullest extent permitted by law, The Naughty Water Company shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages resulting from the use of or inability to use the Site or products purchased from us.

9. INDEMNIFICATION
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless The Naughty Water Company, its affiliates, officers, directors, employees, and agents from and against all claims, damages, losses, liabilities, and expenses arising from your use of the Site or violation of these Terms.

10. MODIFICATIONS
We may update these Terms at any time without notice. Your continued use of the Site after such changes constitutes your acceptance of the new Terms. We encourage you to review them periodically.

11. GOVERNING LAW
These Terms are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of [Your State], without regard to its conflict of law principles. Any disputes shall be resolved exclusively in the state or federal courts located in [Your County], [Your State].

12. CONTACT US
If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at:
The Naughty Water Company
[Insert Address]
[Insert Email]
[Insert Phone Number]